Weeks ago, I logged onto Blogger with the intention of starting up this blog again (because my fans requested it). I got logged on just fine, but something terrible happened. Everything was in Italian. That happens a lot, but for the life of me, I could not find the button to switch it to English (because everything was in Italian). Usually, I push through and guess what is going on, but that day, I closed the screen planning to "try again tomorrow".
After walking in circles around the house today (for exercise, because that's how normal people do it), I decided today is "tomorrow"... and I found the button. Oh happy dance! I can understand what is written on the screen!
Happy Dance.
Happy Dance.
Happy Dance.
I must explain something here. It is a mental happy dance.
1) I have not had coffee yet
2) It's 7:01am
3) I don't really dance. And when I do it looks like that weird dance in one of the Charlie Brown movies where everyone just stands in place hopping up and down and their head falls to the side
4) The kids look at me like an alien when I do dance
5) I have very, very poor left foot/right foot coordination
6) I have a big chest (it's all relative... before you going judging the girls). Big chested people don't dance, or run, or jog, or walk fast, unless there is strong mesh holding you in. Or someone just got seriously hurt (the kind of hurt that you will accept as a valid reason for knocking on the bathroom door right after you sat down to tinkle).
That being said. Happy Dance.
